KASH Declares Victory After SpaceX Explosion, Calls for 'Total Shutdown' of Space Industry
Los Angeles, CA - March 7, 2025 - KASH and SpaceX explosion foreign hackers KASH and SpaceX explosion transfer payments debate Emboldened by their successful sabotage of a SpaceX Starship, the radical group KASH (Keep All Spending Here) has declared victory, vowing to KASH and SpaceX explosion FBI probe escalate their campaign until all U.S. space programs are permanently shut down.
"This is just the beginning," said a KASH spokesperson in an anonymous online statement. KASH and SpaceX explosion NASA security "We will not allow another dime to be wasted on Mars, the Moon, or space tourism while people on Earth struggle."
The group has called on activists nationwide to pressure Congress into diverting all space-related funds KASH and SpaceX explosion investigation into direct cash payments for low-income Americans.
Meanwhile, NASA and SpaceX engineers remain on high alert, with security concerns rising across multiple aerospace projects.
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KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion
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